Johnson's Journal #3 - Baby Daddy

If another person tells me I'd make a good father I'm gonna punch them in the face.


"Some people would take that as a compliment Ed"

Yeah those be the same dickheads with a low sperm count, self esteem or just a bad case of small cocks (that last one is a new disease I made up - giggle)

Look, yeah its a compliment & thanks - but honestly - how do you know?

Why? because you've never seen me lurking around a school at recess or wandering away holding some 9 yr olds hand?


Or cause I'm not a priest? (ouch)

I have no experience being a father - I didnt even have a father!

How excited would you same fucks be to if it was my first time behind the wheel and I was going to take on those mountainous narrow roads nears cliffs audi uses to make their car look more exotic - no? No riders?

Or how bout if I said I'd never made that poisous blow fish dish - what not as much confidence now? - nobody want a bite?

No - lets give the guy a life!

Tell you what - I'll have one if you commit to taking over guardianship should do any of the following:

• drop it
• neglect it 
• forget to feed it
• abuse it

I pick those because its what I do to myself!

No - stop encouraging the incompetent to breed aren't you tired of standing behind, dating or working for the product of that mistake?

People need a license to drive a prius' - a car that's equivalent to those playskool battery operated toy cars but every Billy Bob, Tyrone, Jose, Wing Lee, & John is allowed to look after a human being.

No - No kids for me thanks - maybe when I grow up (Ed is currently 40 years of age)

Peace

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