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Senin, 13 Desember 2010

PinoyCosplay Presents: Jerry from Otaku University

Okay, so lately I haven't been posting stuff here. Been pretty busy doing some... Something else. Must be because the cosplay scene is boring me because of it's scarcity on cosplayers. Instead we are stuck with stalkers, whore players, squatters and dirty old men. Anyways... If you guys remember the Otaku U, the one ruled by head master Andy and druggie Necrof. The place that breeds the likes of Ayamiko.  Well... I found out that there is another Otaku University person (not sure if it is from the same branch). But anyways... I present to you guys... Otaku University's Jerry.


Jerry used to be a bad bad man who robs people in conventions.
and do lots of crimes with the Russian Mafia.


But one day, while robbing some cosplayers, he ended up robbing some Otaku-U members and ended up getting caught. Instead of sending him to prison, these Otaku-U people educated him and turned him into one of their own. 

In their University, he learned the art of sorcery.

Chakra control

Sword fighting (he was so good that he ended up in a video game) 

And of course... What Otaku U specializes in... Never Ending Boy's love.



Jerry was so good that he ended up on the DEAN's list.
He even surpassed model student Ayamiko on ero-cam whoring.

See for yourselves bellow... 
 just like them AV idols he slowly strips his clothes to seduce dirly old men
 I bet Foreskin would climax on this.
(I'll cut here... Beyond this is disturbing)

Anyways... Jerry also works in a bar.
 But unfortunately, even with all his talents... Jerry still has his a dark side. 

The guy is a drunkard.

And he got involved with so many love affairs. First he got involved with some Geisha.

 Then BatMan.
Then... Some guy...
A turkey

So much love affairs that his true significant other got discredited. Below is him hugging his significant other. (he married MegaMall, yes... MegaMall is his wife... err... husband...)
His love affairs are the reason why nobody knows about MegaMall being married. 

But nobody is perfect. Despite being a drunk sex maniac. Jerry works as a messenger of god . He is the embodiment of punishment. (by now, you'd know why... I bet your eyes are already bleeding)

And he holds a record for being the first guy who impregnated a guy (the one with the tattoo). Now he lives happily with his child and mistress... Inside MegaMall his wife or husband.

That is all there is about Jerry from Otaku-U.

In case I don't go posting for a long time again... Merry Christmas to you all. To all you cosplayers out there. As a present for me, I suggest you guys do more cosplays and less whoreplay and internet stalking and dirty old business. That way I get to write more about cosplay. Have a drug free Straight Edge Christmas to you all. 

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